Cum Cloud

Someone emitting a soft eerie haze of brightness resembling a cloud of sperm.

See also Bleach Ball

"Hey is that an eclipse???"
"No, that's just Katie behind a bush...Stupid cum cloud"

by Adam January 2, 2005

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005

Cum Coma

When either a man or a woman orgasms, whether from masturbation or sex, and is exhausted to the point where a nap is needed.

It's been a while since I came which means my cum coma is going to be amazing!

by scooby snacks! August 26, 2010

glad cum

Male "precum" produced by the Cowpers Gland. Designed to neutralize acids in the urethra before ejaculation so sperm remain motile.

"Oh, baby, that feels so good when you do that, sorry about the glad cum getting your hand wet.."

by Chango2 July 28, 2005

cum-gum

cum-gum is cum-flavored chewing gum.

I went to the drugstore looking for some cum-gum.

by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

Cum Fogged

A condition which causes a mans thought process and senses to be blurred and distorted due to an excessive amount of cum that has backed up into his brain. The effects of this condition result in making multiple stupid mistakes.

Mike must be cum fogged because he is continually fucking up at work.

by Clint G July 29, 2008

Cum Hornet

Alien beings from the intergalactic intercourse solar system. these beings actually have highly acidic jizz that can burn through steel.

damn our space ship has been damaged! some cum hornets jizzed all over it!!!!!!!
-Spock

by dz1849 May 9, 2006