hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
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hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.
So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.
by January 12, 2024
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Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.
Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.
by The muddy mud muncher February 09, 2025
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Taco Bell Flintlock

It's where you pinch your sex partner's nipples. Then you crouch over her mouth and twist her nipples. As you twist them you release your previous night's Taco Bell directly into her mouth.
Stephen crouched over the lady he hired that night and gave her a good ol' fashioned Taco Bell Flintlock.
by DocNova August 18, 2024
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Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
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Gas station taco

Dirty prostitute cooch that you find in a dirty gas station ,truck stop or dirty stall.
I’m not feeling to well..... that gas station taco did a number on me!

Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 03, 2021
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Taco dust

When a female farts from her pussy .
My girlfriend taco dusted my face last night
by Flint August 16, 2019
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