Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

The j

funny meme that is just a 2021 meme, that means it has no sense and dose not mean anything particular

Player1:bro can you please shut up?
Player2:The j
Player1:What?
Player2:The j
Player1:What???
Player1:The j

by Alvaro1909 October 6, 2022

Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.

Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"

by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011

J-dog

isabelles friend James who’s ovsessed with Isabelle, also looks like Russell from up. Cutest human ever❤️Get yourself a j-dog

Isabelle: “ hi this is my friend j-dog” James: “hi nice to meet you I’m your guardian angel, pick your favourite balloon colour”

by Isabelle xoxo April 13, 2020

scp-666.5-J

a dish of food served at a party in one of the SCP sites that makes your asshole go through multiple localized XK-Class scenarios. You don't die, you just really wish you do as this is happening.

D-(number): oh shit was that a SCP-666.5-J? Oh god oh shit fuck shit AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D-(different number): actually it's "666 and a half -J," and also you one unlucky sonofabitch.

by fuck off nosy ass prick December 11, 2021

bb and j

A blowjob

Did you fuck her?
Nah, only got a bb and j

by Alquimista November 16, 2016

J-Dix

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.

Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?

by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018