by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁
“Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
by mazislime May 19, 2025
A person who always follows the rules. They would never use three eggs in a two egg recipe. Even if three eggs would make a better batter.
by Dangerdog Wolftoucher January 01, 2021
A spin off of the popular "oney-one" online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation of twelve (12) in order to be consistent with other numbers between ten and twenty . The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus two. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-two" and "oney-two" or could also be denoted as "twoteen."
The Ocean's12 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-two."
by Qmoshyn December 26, 2023
When two individuals otherwise unknown to each other hook up via a Facebook comment feed and later meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.
by Please and thank you November 11, 2017
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic June 12, 2011