Anti grab-private-things day

The ANTI GRAB-PRIVATE-THINGS DAY, is celebrated on 4th august to stop all the people that do things like "grab boob/ass/idk day!" stfu dickheads, is a maniac things celebrating a """""day""""" like these

josh:Let's have fun! boy it's the grab * day
boy: stfu dick. i celebrate the Anti grab-private-things day <3

by shiftt_fkk June 3, 2021

ceo_of_stranger_things

Ceo_of_stranger_things is a tiktok account who is the ceo of everything related to the Stranger things.

Mike: I'm the Ceo of Stranger things.
Elenor: Haha, no the ceo of Stranger things are the Duffer brothers.
Ceo_of_stranger_things: Did you saw my latest video?

by Ceo_of_stranger_things June 5, 2021

Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.

Paul claims he “had better things to do” but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.

by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

National Kobayashi's Thingy Day

The international holiday where everyone comes together in celebration of not only the airing of Dragon Maid season 2 but the introduction of the critically acclaimed character, Kobayashi's redacted

Aye bro you ready to celebrate National Kobayashi's Thingy Day?

by FF0000 July 7, 2021

That's MY thing

Somethign your friend says when you quote one of their inside jokes, phrases or texting habits that was actually yours to begin with.

"Yooooo"

"Ugh, that's MY thing"

"But-"

by Rachaelwithan"a"attheend July 14, 2021

today on things

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021