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by two_number_fan July 30, 2022
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deep day two

When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.
John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.
by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009
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Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.
A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.
by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024
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two flick chick

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.
by Clyde Deerhyde November 5, 2023
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Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.
Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.
by Beetits June 18, 2018
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war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years
"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"
by pompenguin December 6, 2016
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