mexican segway

stand up style commercial lawnmower commonly used by landscaping companies

Hey Pablo, do you want to trim hedges today or ride the Mexican Segway?

by babyratt June 8, 2022

Mexican Yard dog

A term for the annoying small Chihuahua

My cousin has a Mexican yard dog

by Parkicreed April 11, 2022

mexican baby powder

Another name for cocaine or crack

Aye esse you got that Mexican baby powder

Yeah homes you got the bands

Yeah how bout we got hit this up

Aight

by Iconelite June 16, 2016

Mexican Oak

The most common wood found in a Mexican household. “Also known as Pressed Wood or Partical Board”

“Hey Juan what kind of wood is you kitchen table made out of?” “Only the best Mexican Oak from Maria’s Antiques!”

by Vitreol March 15, 2019

Mexican

Nate

Oh it’s the Mexican.

Ya that’s Nate

by Loser4lifeee October 18, 2020

Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.

Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!

by CasperWhite October 3, 2020

Spicy Mexican sushi

The sex act of 4 partners involved in a human centipede circle all attached to harnesses. A 5th person is on the outside rubbing hot sauce and sushi on their stomachs.

Yeaaaah man, Karen wanted me to do the “spicy Mexican sushi” with her and like all of her friends. I told her I didn’t like fish.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018