T-Section

When you split a girl open from her vag to her asshole, thus splitting open the taint.

Bobby: You've heard about Daryl's huge cock, right?
Billy: Yeah, why?
Bobby: Apparently he gave a girl a T-Section. She had to get 14 staples to rebuild her taint.

by Taintblaster November 14, 2009

t-dank

A cowgirl, but a hippie at heart! She is a continuous smoker that loves to kick it with the guys. People gravitate towards T-Dank. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. You're just not on her level, but don't feel bad as often as she smokes not very many people are. She drives a massive bad ass truck, basically a hot box on wheels, most likely named black betty or beauty. Basically, T-dank's fuckin DANK.

guy 1"I'm bored as fuck"
Guy 2"Let's hit up T-Dank"
Guy 3 "Are we gonna kill a cat?"

Love you T-Dank!

Sincerly, your boys :)

by TreyJordanMikeCadeStetson April 22, 2011

T-delicious

Utterly and undefiantly perfect. The sole meaning of life. There is only one being who has reached this divine state, but He is to be untold.

To wrong is human. To be divine is T-delicious.

by T-delicious December 1, 2010

t-flick

a sexual maneuver in which one flicks their partner's perineum forcefully with one or more of their digits

the t stands for taint

She was on her back so I grabbed up her legs, right? Then I shoved her knees up to her ears and gave her a righteous t-flick. Shit was so cash.

by Baykon September 7, 2010

t-shirtable

Any type of media (Ex. art, images, pictures, phrases, words, quotes, etc. )worth printing onto a t-shirt for profit.

She's so hot, shes t-shirtable.

by XSal Visualz October 8, 2010

T-Rex Todd

He saw what you did there.

Did you just see T-Rex Todd?

Yeah he saw what I did there.

by T-Rex Todd May 2, 2011

Captain T-Bag

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.

*Best friends with Major Dick...

Did you see Captain T-bag today? I LOVE his arms in that cut-off!

by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010