Primed Simp

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

SIMP

When you act like ONLYUSEmeBLADE aka Brian Rizzo and you idolize whales especially ones with boyfriends who shit themselves and call you for money often.

Oh look Blades SIMPin again

by Yoooodawg February 24, 2020

simp

SIMP FUN FACT #13: Did you know? "Simp" is actually an acronym for "Sycophantically-Inclined Male Parasite". It was first used in a marine-biological context when describing the sexual parasitism of male deep-sea anglerfishes.

So many goddamn Marci simps on r/dota2

by Timothy McWallerson Sr April 8, 2021

Simp

A Simp is bad guy, someone devoid of morals ethics, someone who likes murderers.

Originated from OJ Simp-son, who allegedly murdered 2 people.

Simp is not short for Sympathetic, putting your girlfriend above your mates does not make you a bad guy.

Ghislaine Maxwell simped for convicted bad guy Epstein.

by MaxLevelWarlock May 19, 2023

Simp

Nicholas Avery

Nick Avery is such a fucking simp

by sammyd March 11, 2020

Simp

Someone who just has a crush on someone and does unwanted things but learn the difference just because someone is flirty to someone doesn’t mean they are a simp

Joe bought Sam a house and 6 cars because he is a simp

by Izumi midoriya Baku May 21, 2021

simp

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.

He's such a simp for her.

by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021