Fortnite

Aids

Bob, a 5th grader: Do you play fortnite.
Billy: ur mom gay and you have aids.
Bob: I take that as a no.

by SkidadleSkidoodleUrMomIsGay February 26, 2019

Fortnite

A third person FPS video game that is developed by Epic Games and People Can Fly and also published by Epic Games. This game is really popular all over the world. The original game was Save The World, a zombie horde survival game and later on the Battle Royale game mode came out for free. The Battle Royale mode has a player base of 125 million, is FREE, and with its Unreal Engine it is the perfect 11 jear old magnet, so it brings many cringe with it on the internet.

*Mom* "Timmy it's bed time"
*Timmy* "BUT MOM I WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE"

or

*Johnny* "AY TIMMY, wanna play fortnite"
*Timmy* "Sure"

by i_taunt_after_i_kill_u November 13, 2018

Fortnite

A game used by all guys that have no life. This game takes away the attention of all their girlfriends. It’s a waste of time and as soon as the next game comes in it will be history. All the guys spend their time posting their victories that no one in this world gives a shit about and be prepared to loose your girlfriend after this.

Guys: hey I’m about to play fortnite I’ll text you later

Gf: Dont even text back stay with your stupid game you asshole

by Alois30 May 11, 2018

Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay

Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit

by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020

fortnite

just bunch of sperm trying to survive and winning over the egg, then suddenly you were born

tbh fortnite was a good game until you came along and ruined it for everyone

"i be flossin I be flossin"

by like you@ March 4, 2019

Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money

Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on

by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020

Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.

John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo

by ittyyy August 19, 2018