Dog Treats

The Thing only Dogs Should eat, but Children Get to them and think they are Scooby Snacks.

Ima get the Dog Treats and Tease the Doggos Because I can.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Sleet Dog

They are individuals with unique characterstics. They sweat too much and say it is condensation. They get upset easily and scream in high-pitch voices. And most important, they guard the girl when they play basketball.

Look at that guy playing basketball, he is playing Sleet Dog style.

by Joemac March 10, 2005

dog boner

When you get an erection while playing with your dog.

"So I got an erection while playing with my dog the other day."
"It's called a dog boner, it's completely natural."

by unskinny-bob April 6, 2021

Dogged Determination

The act of never giving up on petty argument just to make a point

Man A: I bet you could not get a definition published on Urban Dictionalry.
Man B: Yeah, no problem.

A week later

Man A: So??
Man B: Dude, it took 6 days, and 374 tried but I got one, although I missed my Grans Funeral and College Entrance Exams!
Man A: That's Dogged Determination!

by BM82 January 9, 2015

Dog person

Someone who likes dogs but if you like a different animal you are the devil

Dog person: “I have 3 dogs at home and they are all my baby’s

Person: “I have a cat-“

Dog person:”OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO EVIL AND NON AFFECTIONATE!!!!”

by Gtfhfhgug December 3, 2021

Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

Farm Dog

noun

1) A person who does not care how they look or what you think about how they look.

2) One who is apathetic about something.

Often used to explain the person's look or behavior and usually proceeding the words "don't care."

Example 1
Guy: Why are you wearing pajama pants to a party?
Girl: Cuz farm dog don't care.

Example 2
Girl 1: This professor is so boring.
Girl 2: I know, look at Andrew. He's asleep in the front row.
Girl 1: Farm dog don't' care.

by Billy The Goat 29 May 5, 2016