dirty drums

When you forget to give your drums a shower, and it procedes to plot against you and seek new world order

Those dirty drums just invaded poland

by Chinchilla-lord November 13, 2013

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standing dirty

When you discover there is no available toilet paper AFTER having a poo. Because of the inability to wipe you are 'standing dirty'.

Bob: There was no toilet paper in there.
Joe: Haha you're standing dirty!

by Lucyw September 4, 2006

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The Canadian equivalent of the Dirty Sanchez.

Named after the famously 70's porn-starish moustache of New Democratic Party (NDP) leader Jack Layton.

Since Canadians are stereotypically polite, the explicit definition is left under the Dirty Sanchez header. The definition of a Dirty Layton is broad enough to also incorporate the Dirty Sanchez's first cousin, the Dirty Rodruigez.

Also used as a metaphor for any particularly distasteful or grossly disrespectful act.

- Hey hoser, I don't know what you're talkin' aboot, I didn't give you the Dirty Layton. I cleaned up with that oily rag over there. (literal)

- Man, don't spill s*&t in my car then shrug like it's not your problem, that's just a Dirty Layton move... (metaphor)

- Some people also consider the scandals that Jean Chretien left for Paul Martin to deal with as a HUGE Dirty Layton.

- For American readers, the deficits Bush left for Obama to clean up... also a HUGE Dirty Layton

by Mr_Furious April 5, 2009

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dirty alisa

when a strap on snaps off in his ass and you get to grab it with a pair of tongs while dolly parton is playing and the toddler you are babysitting watches

ava: yo, I just got fired from babysitting after I did a dirty alisa with my man
jack: girl that sucks

by mommysmilkers February 21, 2021

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