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Them chickens is ash

A condition in which one's legs (and in some cases, arms) are afflicted with a dry skin condition.

Popularized by a 2005 Mariah Carey Song
1. Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.

2. Damn girl, them chickens is ash.
by BoonDaggle October 13, 2005
mugGet the Them chickens is ashmug.

THE WHOLE CHICKEN

an exclamation in response to something well done.

inspired by this famous quote:
“It’s erotic if you’re using a feather. It’s kinky if you’re using the whole damn chicken.”
if some one did a HUGE back flip (or something equally amazing) you could say,
1- DUDE , THAT WAS THE WHOLE CHICKEN !!!
2- YOU DID THE WHOLE CHICKEN !
3- WAY TO DO THE WHOLE CHICKEN !
(as an option of personal choice you can add FUCK'N in-between WHOLE and CICKEN !)
by patrick SHEEHAN November 29, 2007
mugGet the THE WHOLE CHICKENmug.

chicken shit

DANIEL:WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A CHICKEN SHIT TODAY?
by lovehatepeace October 17, 2008
mugGet the chicken shitmug.

Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.
I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.
by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009
mugGet the Christmas Card Chickenmug.

Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.
Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.
by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017
mugGet the Juggle my chickenmug.

something something chicken

A term popularized by the Facebook group Chicken Keeping for Assholes as a loophole

for non-chicken related posts. It later became the slogan for the charity

to help animals and families in need.
by Flipflop Queen January 19, 2019
mugGet the something something chickenmug.

Start fucking that chicken

To begin doing well in a manner prescribed by Ernie Anastos.
Shit! I got a 38 on my econ test!

Sounds like you need to start fucking that chicken in that class.
by atomicplatypus October 14, 2009
mugGet the Start fucking that chickenmug.

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