tit bag

1. A bra.
2. Someone with two, very large and round foreheads that need to be contained within a bra or else the two foreheads will flap down and cover the persons eyes making them blind or they will flap over the persons mouth and suffocate them.

Person A: Did you almost die last night?
Person B: Yeah. I'm a tit bag you see, and i forget to wear my bra.

by Kenny Meriweather Scrumpleton January 8, 2005

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.

That silly bitch is so fucking bag pipes.

by misfit December 7, 2003

Get in the bag

A loud, guttural utterance made by obscenely drunk girls when they are snagging an unsuspecting man in a specially-made man-sized hemp bag. They then take them back to their dingy hovel and have their way with them, usually giving the poor scamp VD. A regular occurrence post midnight in pubs all around Sydney

Guy: Hey Jenny , I haven't seen you here in a while

Jenny: Oh yea I kno.... GET IN THE BAG... nom nom nom

by Poorscamp June 13, 2013

tea bagging

Draping the "hairy brain" over some unsusecting subjects mouth

"check it out! little joe is T bagging that old lady"

by Ronzo May 29, 2003

queer bag

Someone even queerer then a faggot.

That queerbag tried to fuck me in the ass.

by L2L1 March 28, 2005

Slag-bag

1. A creative insult for a person, usually a girl, who has many sexual partners. See slag

2. An actual bag filled with slags.

3. A general greeting, not meant to cause offense.

1. "Croy is such a slag-bag, she gives blow-jobs for crack behind Burger King."

2. "And then I slammed him with a slag-bag and his eye is still swollen!"

3. "Hey, you slag-bag, what's up?"

by HxCxSxC April 26, 2006

hoe-bag

another synonym for hoe, whore, slut, skank, cocksucker, or ball teaser

Mary, Bri, and Jenne

by mbj (many blow jobs) April 11, 2003