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J-Spray

The sexual act of pulling out of your partner just before ejaculation and cumming in the pattern of the Holy Sign of the Cross on their body.
"Be careful dating a catholic, they might J-Spray you if you aren't careful."
by HisHolyHighness September 28, 2015
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J NO LA

a sadness caused by dread of something inevitable
She felt J NO LA when she realized that her evil stepmother would be there.

He J NO LAED when he thought about Monday.

We all J NO LA sometimes.
by Carl Jackboxxx August 11, 2023
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Donald J. Trump

1. (noun) a famous rich guy who sucked off my reformed orthodox rabbi and had an intimate relationship with the island guy who totally killed himself in prison ;)
hes also the president of the united states and wants to fuck over the immigrants like how big beautiful bill fucked him

2. (verb) to thrust someones penis into your or another persons mouth after paying them a fuck ton of money and wearing a clown nose while doing so

FDT
1:
Guy 1: I hate Donald J. Trump, he's a fascist dictator and he sucks!
Guy 2: He literally 'sucks' lmfao

2:
Girl: Well, I'd better get back to my mansion. I really enjoyed Donald J. Trumping you tonight, Mister.
Guy: Happy to earn some cash, but you'd better take off that clown nose so your chauffeur doesn't honk it!
by anonym_1924940 November 24, 2025
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J-Wagg

One who stocks Mothers that have just had their baby within weeks prior.
She just had a kid last week. I'm going to J-Wagg her.
by Hefe Larsone October 11, 2007
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Farm-J

The archetype of pleasurable experiences, resulting in the purest feelings of elation and satisfaction.
Bro- "Forget oral! The Farm-J is the new Slow Blow!"
by The Old MacDonald April 9, 2011
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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.
by 1z2x3c4v5b6n7m890 December 4, 2025
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J-Popping

To boogie or dance and usually jump enthusiastically around whilst listening to J-Pop or Japanese pop music.

Usually includes the dancer singing what little of the Japanese lyrics they know along with the song, and inevitably singing the English the artist includes as it's the only part they honestly understand.

Though J-Popping is mostly done by Japanese fangirls (though who love everything Japanese, purely because it's Japanese), it is also done by anyone with a passion for happy, energetic music.
"She's really J-Popping, huh?"

"*Whilst bouncing around* Atsuiiii ki mocho...uh... C'est la vie!! CEST LA VIE!"
by BatDyke October 9, 2006
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