Crack of Fuck

Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

Blind Fucked

When a group of people are playing poker and right as someone is about to be the big-blind, the blinds are raised, causing that person to have to put in more money.

Kyle "Alright Nick, you're big blind, and the blinds just went up to 50/100"
Nick: "Dammit! Thats the 2nd time tonight Ive gotten Blind Fucked!"

by Bronus Wagner August 19, 2010

robo fuck

Verb;
To have sexual intercourse with a girl who is robo-tripping or to have someone have sex with you while you are robo-tripping.

Bob:Man, check out that skank...she's robo-tripping balls!

Bill:Dude, let's robo fuck the shit out of her!

Bob:Fucking A!

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

God-Fuck

Used to depict strong emotion and/or feeling;used to describe something so magnificently huge,as if it could fuck God himself.

1:Your god-fucking ridiculous.
2:Would you look at that god-fucking building!
3:Your a god-fucking ass.
4:I god-fucking love you

by Comrade Christmas June 28, 2007

Slice and Fuck

The act of making an opening into a material or product and then proceeding to sexual intercourse with it.

Slice and Fuck: better than Fish and Chips.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

Fuck rattle

When your chick shakes uncontrollably from a seriously good fucking. Resembles a death rattle with or without any variety of noises.

On valentines day I banged Christine so well that I put her into a fuck rattle. She was shaking so hard I had no choice but to keep going and bang it back out of her.

by MikeCheezmar February 15, 2013

Fuck and Release

Uhm, pretty self explanatory but for the nerds out there that jerk their own snake and need explanation it's a one night stand.

Bro 1: How did it go with that broad last night after that party?
Bro 2: Fuck and Release!

by h4b4n3r0 June 14, 2013