Bird Law

A fly-by-night law put in place to target an issue, usually not well thought out and breaking many laws in the first place. i.e. Manchester,NH just enacted a law making it illegal to have a shopping cart in public spaces ( targeting the homeless) and anybody bringing their cart out to their car at a store, technically.

Instead of trying to house the homeless they enacted some Bird law which puts anybody at risk who uses a shopping cart not just the homeless.

by Ben0Fishel February 11, 2025

Law of generation domination

The law of generation domination means that anybody who f*cked your mother automatically has the upper hand on you.

If you both f*cked each others mothers, the one who will have sex with the mother’s mother has the upper hand, hence law of generation domination.

Bully: Give me you lunch money or I’ll punch you.
Me: No, you give me your money, I f*cked you mother.
Bully: *starts blushing and feeling pathetic* Here you go. Go to hell, Law of generation domination!

by Minky157 September 28, 2020

stepniece-in-law

1- Stepnibling's wife.
2- Spouse's stepniece.

stepniece-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Greenberg’s Law

The law that states that whenever the homies are talking to a girl, you must say it is rizz. It does not matter what they are talking about, it is rizz.

Greenberg’s law is commonly applied in classrooms where there are equal amounts of each gender.

by CR9Worss November 22, 2024

pibling-in-law

1. The spouse of one's parent's sibling.
2. The sibling of one's parent-in-law.

My pibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Willis' Law

As a developer's experience grows the probability they try to make their own engine approaches 1

person 1: That's an example of Willis' Law!
person 2: cool ig

by Scyye (discord) November 30, 2023

Winston’s Law

Success in life depends largely on your ability to speak, your ability to write, and the quality of your ideas, in that order.

A somewhat depressing observation that the best ideas don’t necessarily win out in the end, but depend on salesmanship, including thinking on one’s feet and a compelling in-person presentation.

Source: Prof. Patrick Winston

Winston’s Law dictates that, although you may not be in Sales, you are anyway.

by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025