Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
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Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law
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lucy law

a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship
omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!
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Roon’s law

The person who names a thing is often more powerful than the original discoverer
"You hear about Roon’s law?”

"Yah man but funny thing. It was made by this guy called Andrew Reed"
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great-grandnephew-in-law

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
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great-grandnephew-in-law

My great-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
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