apology rape

when someone corners you and forces you to listen to their ridiculously out of touch self centered apology that does nothing especially when they will certainly repeat the same actions that led to the unwanted situation or results (having already done so many times)
ah man that boomer apology raped Theresa for 35 minutes about how he has a condition and couldn't help her sort those 3lb boxes in the stock room.
by TheClockJokerX April 19, 2021
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Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.
I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.
by MagicResistantBears March 17, 2017
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National STOP Rape Life

Actually. People saying “stop rape day” are messed up too. It should be everyday
Friend: hey I should create national stop rape day on urban dictionary!

Me: shut up. Create it for everyday! How about National STOP Rape Life!
by Loralie Malfoy April 24, 2021
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Torture rape and murder

Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.
I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.
by Cody5050 December 23, 2022
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Plank Rape

The act of raping someone while planking.
Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
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shuffle rape

Listen to your iPod on shuffle, you force yourself to listen to songs you don't feel like hearing.
I shuffle raped myself just a minute ago. I realized i hate a few songs.

shuffle rape
by suicidal grandma June 13, 2011
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