hulk penis

A massive member.

"Wow, Did you lasher's penis?"
"Yeah, He has a Hulk penis!"
"Man I wish I was THAT big"

by Hulk Penis June 4, 2014

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

Mystery Penis

To have sex with a man while blindfolded.

Robbie likes mystery penis.

by GODSMACK May 20, 2014

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.

by marg the barge September 23, 2012

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

louie penis

it is a massive penis that can rip through multiple women easily. louie penis is the biggest penis you will every witness.

OMG you have a louie penis 🥵

by BIG FAT MASSIVE L March 26, 2021

Penis-Flysnatch

Its a women with serated teeth arond the edges of a womans vagina and when a penis enters it bites it off like a fly catcher needs to eat atleast 15 dicks a day to survive

Dude this guy dick just got bite off by her penis-flysnatch

by The fluffy January 19, 2017