My ding dong

A very large object

Look at my ding dong.

by Gez man wayyy boz July 2, 2019

eat my socks

another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.

Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."

by ur-uncle December 20, 2020

My Panda Bonerz

When a male's erection is infrequent and often unsustainable. Word is related to the biology of Pandas; i.e. can only have offspring every few years.

Damn, I haven't been able to close the deal with Suzy because of "My Panda Bonerz"; it's like whiskey dick, but ten times worse!

by JazzG123 January 19, 2009

oh my yo

An alternative to the popular saying "oh my god". It is used similarly, to express happiness, anger, or confusion.

person1: oh my yo wtf are you doing??
person2: i am watching the new dhar mann video so stfu oh my yo you're so annoying

by amogus spider March 6, 2022

Jim my john

A brief sexual encounter, a quickie

Dude, I saw Meghan stop by your apartment yesterday afternoon, but she left a few minutes later.

She just wanted to Jim my John between classes.

by rnnrdad January 23, 2016

my light-green

Light green like the beautiful nature in the morning sun after an rainy night. When being with her you feel like spring, she fills you with energy and lights up your day. Even after an dark night / time she brings light with her presence and shows you how beautiful life can be.

You are my light-green Emma <3

by iluvuemski December 12, 2021

Filet My Stuff

Euphemism for sex. Getting absolutely railed. Dicked down.

He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.

She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.

I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020