October 29

National... shortest friend in the friend group slaps the tallest friend in the friend group day.

Shortest friend: *to tallest friend* Yo, it’s October 29, bend down so I can slap the shit out of you

Tallest friend: *to everybody else* At least I can still give her birthday spankings

by Okiphionlopick October 29, 2019

October 4th

National everyone has a significant other day. Whether you're single or not.

"Dude where's your gf"
"I don't have one"
"It's october 4th..."

by SingleMeMeMe October 3, 2021

October 21

Don’t be a puss and man up and make out with your girlfriend. She deserves it and if you don’t do it you are a complete BS boyfriend.

John: *kiss Lily*
Lily :What was that for
John: it’s October 21 natural kiss your girlfriend day

by Boss🙄😎 October 18, 2019

October 23

National be comfy day. The day wear you can wear sweatpants, hoodies, and anything comfortable to you without being attacked and made fun of.

friend 1: why is everyone wearing sweatpants and hoodies today?

friend 2: its october 23.

friend 1: ohh..

by belladahl2 October 21, 2019

October 19

If you were born on this day you already above others. Males born on October 19 automatically have a 6 inch or bigger. Females born on this day are certified dumby thick. Females on this day are insane at head. If you know a man born on this day give him some head because he really deserve it cuz he is packin.

Girl: Wait your born on October 19?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Omg come in my room I wanna have sex!
Boy: Omg ofc baby girl

by YuhDamn September 28, 2020

October 18

Buy Robbie candy day is a day where you buy robbie candy and if you don’t u will be forever alone

I hope this works remember it’s on October 18🍫🍬🍭🍫🍬🍭🍫🍬🍭🍫🍬🍭

by Roberto Campbell October 17, 2019

October

Where Yankees fans' dreams go to die.

"It's October, you got to know the Yankees will choke in the playoffs again."

by anon_sports_fan October 8, 2020