Simp

Josh mc simp

Guy: I would do a old fashion josh squires for that girl Emma. Simp

by BIGGY CHEESY BOY June 8, 2020

SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

Simp

A Benjamin

Benjamin is a Simp

by Paatyoo September 7, 2022

Simp

A man who behaves like a woman's lap dog and is almost if not completely under her thumb. Often prone to being manipulated by the girl, or kind of girl they worship or are attracted to. They will hurl their posessions at her feet just because she asked them to, some of them will even band together to cancel people who strike the ire of their queen.

E-girl: I don't like what they said about me. Guys, go leave some "feedback" on their social media.

Simps: Their criticism was so mean to you! How dare they use their freedom of speech for that! *proceeds to harass the person*.

by Zboomer September 12, 2022

isaiah matthews a simp

He Jus Is Bc I Said It!

Isaiah Why You Always Simpin Over That Mfkin Girl ?

Isaiah : STFU N LEAVE ME ALONE LMAOAOA!

isaiah matthews a simp being defined is a very friendly person and is a simp

by Nye_Cere September 13, 2021

Simp

A simp is a guy who is desperately trying to win the affection of a someone who doesn't even notice him.
He throws money at her, defends her all the time and would probably die for her, but she still doesn't care.
But a man who just respects women is not a simp. That's a very wrong use of the word.

"Dude why are you simping for her? She doesn't even know your name or care to find out....PLUS she's got a boyfriend!!"

by firefox_ September 10, 2020

Simp

The people who make Urban Dictionary definitions on girl's names.

Dude1: "Hey dude have you seen that definition on urban dictionary about 'brooke'?"
Dude2: "Yeah man, the dude that made that is damn a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021