Mr. Meeseeks

One time slave in a box.

1: I have too many things to do.
2: Try summoning a Mr. Meeseeks

by LactosefreeBread September 3, 2023

beep to beep means you are ready to meet

what I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...I will call you a "Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Beep To Beep Means You Are Ready To Meet

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now a "beep to beep means you are ready to meet".

by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025

Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

When you're holding a chick-fil-a milkshake but your mind gets cursed with the knowledge of a god

You already know I'm obsessed with it, I can't get enough. Back with another milk- HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

by personrealofficialtrue May 8, 2025