Snazzy Douche Muffin 

Very similar to a Cheeky Dick Waffle, but leaning more toward 'douche bag' or 'needs to be punched in the throat' than 'clever'.

Westborough Baptist Church supporter: "Well, I think those children needed to die. It's a SIGN FROM G-

Random guy in the back of room: Oh, shut your whore mouth, you snazzy douche muffin. No one asked for your opinion.

Snazzy Douche Muffin by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Sound Douche

A person who is being unnecessarily loud esp. when using an electronic device that could otherwise channel the noise through headphones, or be listened to in another room.

I was going to study in my dorm, but my roommates were being sound douches so I went to the library.

Sound Douche by Failsaurusrex March 14, 2014

tooly douche 

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

tooly douche by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Potable Douche 

A very douchey person that gets sick whilst in Alabama

That's one heak of a Potable Douche

Potable Douche by LincolnLog69 July 23, 2014

der douche meister 

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

der douche meister by speedshift September 16, 2014

internet douche 

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

internet douche by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014

trucker douche 

Piss enema

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out

trucker douche by Centralmecub January 24, 2015