not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

Inconsistent Dick

Someone who is hard and up your ass one minute, but the next, they are soft and can barely get in your head.

It's hard to hate Isaac forever because even though he's a dick, he's an inconsistent dick, and he'll apologize just as soon as he's done being mean to you.

by Garrett Boyle April 18, 2008

Cracker Dick

A penis that gets soft and fraile when it gets wet; like a cracker

Girl #1: Did Josh beat it up last night?
Girl #2: No as soon as he put his dick in me he got cracker dick.
Girl #3: Eww i told you

by VigilanteSpyder November 16, 2016

Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 13, 2018

dick king

Someone who is the king/queen of sucking dick

You are the dick king.

by mot6032 March 8, 2017