Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

watermelon dick

That really fat cock that small nerdy girls seem to go crazy for.

Evee couldn't stop thinking about Tom's watermelon dick.
After fucking Tom's watermelon dick, evee didn't walk straight for a week

by Tommickdic April 1, 2017

Inconsistent Dick

Someone who is hard and up your ass one minute, but the next, they are soft and can barely get in your head.

It's hard to hate Isaac forever because even though he's a dick, he's an inconsistent dick, and he'll apologize just as soon as he's done being mean to you.

by Garrett Boyle April 18, 2008

Dick Jam

When your doing the dirty and it slips into your booty hole and jams you

I hate it when the butt hurts the next day from getting dick jammed.

When you get dick jammed so hard the next day you have to ice your butt hole

by Curlynanner May 23, 2018

not with hook's dick

a term used to describe the unattractiveness of the opposite sex. Typically used by men in reference to women.

She is so ugly - not with hook's dick.

by Jwales December 25, 2010

Llama Dick

A large, uncircumcised penis.

Girl 1- Doesn't your boyfriend have a llama dick?
Girl 2- Yup, and he's an animal in the bedroom.

by QueenBee1994 April 13, 2016

Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008