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Girl 1: I drank my daddys milk last night...
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That poor man must be a moisture daddy, because he has no idea of how large his spouse is!
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
This dude has to be a moisture daddy, look at all of the crappy food in his 3 shopping carts and he paid with a EBT card.
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it used to mean father
it used to mean father
then:
child "daddy dada dad F A T H E R come"
dad "okay son/daughter"
now:
woman getting fucked "faster daddy"
child "daddy dada dad F A T H E R come"
dad "okay son/daughter"
now:
woman getting fucked "faster daddy"
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