(first 2 are in love and second 2 is willing to do embarrassing stuff)
Person 1) BRO, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HER I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER TO EVEN LOOK AT ME.
Person 2) Nah, you're down bad for her...😭
Person 3) I'll get u in contact w her if u act like fluttershy from MLP
Person 1) *Quietly* O-ok...
Person 1) BRO, I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HER I'D DO ANYTHING FOR HER TO EVEN LOOK AT ME.
Person 2) Nah, you're down bad for her...😭
Person 3) I'll get u in contact w her if u act like fluttershy from MLP
Person 1) *Quietly* O-ok...
by Fleshyyyyyyyyyyy April 9, 2025
Get the down badmug. by quandaledingle7859797 April 1, 2022
Get the Break Badmug. by xhmxnano March 15, 2023
Get the Bad ideamug. You're Donkey-bad.
by Limiteb January 28, 2024
Get the Donkey-badmug. Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), this gutter snipe suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s sneakers.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 1, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. by Bigzaddyzay September 16, 2021
Get the Down badmug. A tough & impressive mother. A mother that doesn't give a shit about what anyone thinks of her. She puts her children first & teaches them everything she was never taught. She stands up for what she believes in, even if she's standing alone. She’s the one you can go to about anything but she’ll call you out on your bullshit. She won’t let you quit when things get tough. She walks with strength and dignity. She's feisty, fierce & people off but she's full of love & life. Don't get on her bad side & don't fuck with the ones she loves.
by Bad.Ass.Mama January 15, 2023
Get the Bad Ass Mamamug.