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A phrase used to signify that an argument has degraded to an immature level. Used as a response to someone that's turned a friendly discussion in to a personal argument.
Person 1: I hate iphones!
Person 2: I think they rawk. iPhones for everyone!
Person 1: You're a poo brain.
Person 2: I know you are but what am I?
by an0nym0usc0ward March 19, 2010
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I hate you

When a girl says I hate you...it really means I hate you. Don’t take it the wrong way...no, she does not love you...she really hates you, and do not want you around her!
Youve caused a lot of damage. I hate you!
by Sweetpalms May 24, 2019
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I am Jack's

Origin - Fight Club (1999)
Used to emphasise a statement with added pop culture.
For female use, "I am Jill's..."
User can substitute "Jack" with their own name.
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
I am Jill's disturbed nightmares.
I am Bob's overwhelming rage.
by JediAndi September 12, 2005
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i dont cur

Used when your fed up with somebody, or just dont care about what they're talking about.
"Okay so wait, what color are you gonna get braces changed to NEXT time you have an ortho appointment?"

"MAN ! I DONT CUR!!"
by oonza December 22, 2007
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i so pale

A phrase used when reporters don't know they are on air
R1: I so pale
R2: You're on! *giggles*
RE: *Begins to give the news*
by DukeSliver May 11, 2021
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Glont I Bagette

Baguette with delicious meat in the middle and cheese on the top. You can only get a "glont i bagette" at the SPAR store in Bergen at Nøstet.
Knauty loves that mighty glont in bagette! mm..better than mommas!!
by Russ05 May 13, 2005
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I demand a recount!

"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.

Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.

"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.
by Timothy Matias October 16, 2010
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