To two too much

When somebody constantly one ups your stories with things that are not as cool.

Bro
I was telling Josh a story and to two too much with that guy is a headache. He always wants the last word

by Totwotoomuch January 05, 2023

Two mercuries

An event representing Harry Potter’s glasses, and/or appearing only on the last day of July.

“I see two mercuries shining at us”

by Alo-posmi November 21, 2023

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 14, 2012

Ones and twos

How many points Ronan often gets per player in fantasy football each week

Look, Ronan just got ones and twos again.

by DJ TRYB November 07, 2020

High two

A high 2 is when you and one of the b's share and bonding moment and bang the same willing- and quite frankly, generous-female, but you both hit it from the bottom holes and your nuts touch each other in a way such as a high five.

A real bonding moment and quite frankly gross and the same time. You will never share a moment to bond to each other equal to it

Me and my mate were both banging a total 10 and hit her up with a high two!

by High two August 18, 2017