J

Popular Loner, he knows everyone and everyone knows him, yet he never has one best friend. Comedian, his jokes are natural and he dosnt have to try hard to be funny whatsoever. Does you occasional drug (juul, vape, weed, maybe a lil cocaine) but doesn’t seem to get addicted. Plenty of girls find him attractive yet he’s only looking for that one person that he can spoil and fuck. He’s a hardworking man/boy who is guaranteed to either sell weed or have an actual job. Spends his money on clothes and shoes and his car (constantly pimpin out his ride). He is smart and manipulative, he can get anybody to do what he wants and never have to face the consequences for it.
“Hey yo that’s J, pretty sure he’s a crackhead. Funny dude though”
by Tacocracka04 January 23, 2020
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J-Date

An appointment set amongst friends in order to go blow some trees. Aka a joint date.
Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
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J

Fuck J, hope that mf falls into a volcano.
by SNGTyson July 18, 2022
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by Holabro November 11, 2019
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Samrakshita J

A Samrakshita is always a tall, warm soul, with a heart of gold shared with a Suzy. SAM is not a MAN (definitely a lass). The name could be traced back to the ancient epic Samrayana, where it is believed that Goddess Samra, the god of knowledge, wisdom and sarakku, blessed an Indian landmass (present day Bengaluru) with affordable liquor. It is also believed that 21st Century might see the incarnation of her modern day Madras. If someone comes across a Samrakshita, worship her! A Samrakshita only knows to love. The J in the end denotes the yogic symbol of a lifted sirasasana. ( The goddess is a yogini).
You don't use Samrakshita J. Not even in a sentence.
by Lazy Suzy November 23, 2021
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J bean

J bean is a kind boy with a big heart also he smokes cocaine daily.
J bean is a good boy
by heaviest kid goin🤘🏾 November 12, 2022
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