Beans

Sexual intercourse

“Hey bro did you get it done last night?”
“Yeah for sure, I gave her the beans.”

by Jepsteins Island March 24, 2022

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

Bean Donut

Adjective

Describes any guy/girl that's glazed and nicely presented with caramel/chocolate melted on top - but when you get beneath all of that you find they're filled with beans.

'Dude - check that waitress. HOT! I think I wanna marry her'

'Yeah - just make sure she's not a bean donut...'

by i_am_the_gardn July 20, 2018

Bean

The deeper and more intense term for forehead

You have a big bean

by big_beans March 5, 2021

Bean Chute

In female anatomy, the hood of the clitoris — or the clitoral hood — is the fold of skin that surrounds the head of the clitoris. It protects the sensitive clitoris from friction or rubbing

You're as bout useful as a bean chute

by Bobby Buttz February 4, 2022

Beans

Human beans. Because they are small.

"I HATES WATER , I YEETS ONLY BEANS"

by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023