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tallahassee two-hand tug

grabbing the base of the penis with one hand and the tip of the penis with the other. then proceed to jolt your clenched hands together up and down the shaft of the penis until ejaculation.
Cassidy gave Justin such a good tallahassee two-hand tug that he could barely hold it in.
by Justine Escobar October 28, 2010
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don't care (hand gesture)

The Don't Care hand gesture consists of the sweep of the right arm with an open palm, followed by the abrupt closing of the hand in front of the face, at this point, you yell out "Don't Care". It is symbolizes shutting a cell-phone and neglecting to answer a phone call from an unwanted caller.
Example:

At a large party, Amanda looks at her phone. It is from Ashley, a friend she is avoiding all night. She opens it, waves it front of her, shuts it, and yells "Don't Care." The room erupts in laughter. Thus, completing the don't care (hand gesture).
by dramaguy July 1, 2009
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Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.
Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands
by salamwalad October 13, 2011
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Jerking off with both hands

An expression for over-doing something, doing more work than is necessary to complete a task, or the general idea of using an ass-backwards method to achieve a relatively simple goal.
Yeah, well he's always jerking off with both hands.
by maxflight June 19, 2010
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Italian Hand Shake

The act of a male Italian construction worker while in a Port-O-John, wiping with his hand and then shaking his white supervisor's hand.
He just did an Italian Hand Shake!!
by georgiiiiiiieeee Kaaayyyyyy November 19, 2011
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Right Hand Band

most Awesomest band ever, thats melodys get stuck in your head
did you hear that band, what were tehy called

Dude thats Right Hand Band beeyotch
by D. myspace.com/righthandband October 17, 2007
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Texas hand shake

by humina man2 December 16, 2011
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