If a creampie is a freshly-inseminated vagina, creampie eating is the act of licking and swallowing semen directly from the vagina. It's the only gentlemanly way to atone for your sins if you come too soon, leaving your partner not yet fully satisfied.
Just kidding. A cream pie is merely an innocent food or dessert choice, in which case creampie eating is merely a way to pack on a few extra pounds or kilogrammes. Even then, expect this to be fetishised: see BBW, big beautiful woman, BBW chaser and feederism for a taste of where this might be going.
by bitchuck March 14, 2024
Get the creampie eatingmug. When several people are ordering at a restaurant and someone orders something big or good or deep fried and then some skinny bitch at the table orders like a side salad or a cup of tea or some other weird try hard skinny bitch shit basically the order itself is a dis to the person who originally ordered.
Yeah I don’t know like I hope she’s okay and healthy and everything but last time we went out together she kept going to the bathroom alone and then didn’t order anything all night I feel like she might have an eating dis order.
by BobFlossy April 22, 2023
Get the Eating Dis Ordermug. When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.
Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.
by td9187 April 1, 2013
Get the Eating some Brainsmug. John opened the door on his stepsister Jenny getting changed and Jenny turned around and said," Don't go, stay," she said with sexual intention. She ran over to him with her panties down and shoved the door shut. His pants immediately shot up with an erection as Jenny pushed Johns' face against her vagina. She then pulled down his pants and placed the gigantic purple tip of his penis in her mouth and slid it down her throat. He smacked the inside of her pussy with his tongue as his penis ejaculated in her mouth. They both took a break for a second before Jenny quickly pushed her hand down the foreskin of his dick and watched the cum spray all over her tits. He gave her anal for 2 hours before he ejaculated again and she ate his dick. She was nearly drowning in cum before he impregnated her.
by poopoostinkyfarthole May 19, 2022
Get the eatmug. by RhodyRhodesRhodesia October 27, 2021
Get the Eats his sistermug. Breath Eating is when you're trying to eat something but you have a cold and can't breath through your nose so you have to breath through your mouth while you try to eat.
Guy 1: *gasps for air with nacho in mouth
Guy 2: Are you breath eating again?
Guy 1: Yea, and i can hardly breathe!
Guy 2: Are you breath eating again?
Guy 1: Yea, and i can hardly breathe!
by MariOG June 30, 2016
Get the Breath Eatingmug. by jLoColombia January 23, 2015
Get the Eat the lawnmug.