Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025

Eat Bulaga

Eat Bulaga is a Filipino Children's game derived from Peekaboo! It is generic. It existed before 1979. Not to be confused with a TV show.

Eat Bulaga! is a generic game derived from Peekaboo!

by Cyclonetrading December 17, 2023

International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.

Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day

by HipósGeci June 20, 2021

Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

National Eat out your girl day

On my dumbass of a friends birthday you may eat your girl’s pussy if you want to it will be on July 1

Dude: Sorry bro I can’t hang out today

Bro: dude why not
Dude:bro it’s July 1 it National Eat out your girl day

by ACETONE November 16, 2022

Finna eat yo Jerries

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence

Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that

by Gheaey December 20, 2019

Insta-eating

1)The act of taking photographs of food or drinks before consumption, typically with the intention of posting the image on a social networking website or otherwise sharing it with friends

2) The act of digitally capturing and sharing food and drink which became popularized on Instagram in the early 21st century

My little sister can't make it through a day without Insta-eating at least twice, I had to stop following her.

by writing karma March 17, 2015