Meat Pie Pumper

Meat Pie Pumper - where you stick the squirty sauce bottles into your meat pie and fill it with sauce instead of just putting the sauce on the top

pushing the sauce bottle into your meat pie to fill the contents with sauce meakes you a meat pie pumper or shorly known as pie pumper

by Greg748 January 18, 2009

Fuzzy Meat Wallet

A derogatory term for the female genetalia (the vagina)

Her fuzzy meat wallet was HUGE!.

or

Today I shaved my fuzzy meat wallet...it is no longer fuzzy...just a meat wallet.

by DredStudnt March 25, 2010

pink meat wrinkle

A vagina, pussy, rare roast beef, cooter, the wound that never heals, family wrecker/creator, and just a great description of a twat. Can be used as one word or two Pink Meatwrinkle or just one Pinkmeatwrinkle, perhaps three words Pink Meat Wrinkle? All are acceptable in my book! Good stuff!

I' sure am looking forward to hitting that pink meat wrinkle after the bar!

by JimmyJamesJFW May 9, 2016

Seasoning Your Meat

Putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a blow job so it tastes better for the other party

Seasoning your meat:

Hey man I seasoned my meat for jill last night

Like a steak?

Yeah, but not that kind

I bet she loved it

You kidding? She asked for seconds!

by Neon Ninja Kills You November 4, 2009

The polony of the Meat World

Most people know that polony is really nasty and is totally inferior to all other meats so therefore it is a degrading term.

John- Did you see that loser???
Adam- Yea, he's the polony of the meat world!

by xXJessXx March 14, 2007

Ulti-Meat Pizza

A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.

Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"

Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"

Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"

Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"

by Polish Sausage Pizza May 2, 2011

6 Feet of Meat

The opposite of 3 Feet of Heat. He's Bill Lumberg from Office Space. He asks to you fill out TPS reports and has meetings about meetings. He rides the elevator all day to different inane meetings simply because this is the closest he is going to get to being upwardly mobile. He is annoying, he drives a classic company car and says cheezy cliches, like, "Gee Bob, looks like that deal really got Egg on Your Face". He throws some crowd pleaser work related fits, but he is far less harmless than <3 Feet of Heat> and sometimes actually rather entertaining in a claws on the chalkboard kind of way. He reads 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, and has been reading it for over 7 years. He enjoys the Company Picnic and probably tends the grill. The 6 Feet of Meat man is stuck in Middle Management, this is not the <renaissance man>, this is no David. He is limited by his intelligence and connections, but we sometimes love to hate him anyway.

My 6 Feet of Meat Boss just had me fill out a call sheet of everyone I called today. I asked if I could email it to him and he told me I had to write it out with my company issued pen... And then he asked me what email was and walked away with his company issued coffee mug.

by Prozic December 13, 2005