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Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"
I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck
by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021
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textini

If you say ‘textini’ to someone, not matter the context it means you wanna fuck them
Oh shit textini
by Oxforddictionaries January 21, 2021
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textmagic

The male word for somebody who is too good at math
person 1: How does he keep getting such good grades?
person 2: He might be a textmagic.
by iprofeit January 25, 2021
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Textality

Textality is the direct demeanor one receives or responds constantly. Being via text or messenger. Ones textality shows in the predictive text bar above the keyboard.
"Aight so peep dig... There was a post on facebook using predictive text right, the phones only gonna predict the humans textality and use that! "
"Huh?"
"You be texting that shit allada time, so yo phone know!"
"And that's how textality came to be a word. Plain out my G."
by Godas almighty warlord March 5, 2021
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Textical

A group of people texting but in reality it's just someone miss pronouncing

the word tentacles XDDD
"That boss has alot of text tex tex.. Textical"
by Dwayne the 👻 Johnson March 12, 2021
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textership

When they only want to text not meet in person
He didn’t want to meet for drinks, just wanted a textership
by Lethal-e March 13, 2021
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textual lubricant

Phrases such as "lol" or "lmao" used to ease the awkwardness of a conversation, even though you're not laughing at all.
He's so good at using textual lubricant, I feel so comfortable texting him!
She's not laughing at your jokes, that's just textual lubricant, bro.
by hennyyy March 15, 2021
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