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by noah shabot February 01, 2017

tits pits and naughty bits

A quick shower or rinse of your pits, under-boob, and grundle when you're in a hurry.

I just worked out and my date was almost ready to pick me up. I only had time to shower my tits pits and naughty bits! He said later my box smelled like Axe Body Spray.

by The Gilles February 25, 2014

get off my tit

is used to replace the following: leave me alone, quit bugging me about it, anytime you feel you have had enough!

LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard.
LoserB: when i have time
LoserA: When are you going to finish sharpie'ing your skateboard, dude??
LoserB: GET OFF MY TIT.

by LoserB December 13, 2009

Look at the girl on those tits

An expression used when you see a girl, usually petite, with very large breasts. They are too big to say, "Look at those tits on that girl but rather, "Look at the girl on those tits."

Mike:"Look at the girl on those tits."

John:"Jesus! She must have serious back problems.

by Airforce1s December 06, 2009

Snoopy's Nose Tits

The name used to describe girls or boys breasts which look like the fictional dog Snoopy's nose.

I took off my girlfriend's bra last night and she has a bad case of Snoopy's Nose Tits! She's now not my girlfriend.

by scenejane August 28, 2010

National grab a tit day

On April 13th it’s national grab a tit day, it can be either a girl or a guys tit but it can only be one.

Hey it’s national grab a tit day! Cool man!

by Kapustka April 12, 2018

T-rex tits

When a lady's baps are surprisingly small and flappy (like T Rex arms) in comparison with the rest of her body shape. shortened version of tyrannosaurus tits

Chris: "have you seen that bird Phil is shagging?"
Dan: "yes, she must be twenty stone easy"
Chris : "yeah, but she has t-rex tits"
Dan: "fat with no tits? why is he with her ?"

by DazCaz2 March 13, 2015