Shit nuggets

when a mans hair becomes so long that it contains peices of genuine peices of faeces congragated on said hair during toilet time.

mouse - "that dudes hair is soooo long hes rocking the shit nuggets"

murderface - "niiiiiiiice"

by William Britton March 6, 2008

shit myself

"Shit myself" is when you do bad at something such as a game of Cock of Duty or a game of HALER 45. You just know you fucking suck and can't help but say it.

Boy 1: YOU FUCKING SUUUUCK! *Kills other person*
Boy 2: Awwwh, I just shit myself.

by PoopyHead April 6, 2015

this shit sucks

Everything that unfolds during the workday and about 75% of events outside of the same workday.

I burnt myself on an exhaust pipe and my wife bitched me out for leaving a napkin on the coffee table. This shit sucks.

by Wrldgoesround July 10, 2016

Nut shit

Saying something gay

You on some nut shit mo

by I'm me21 February 11, 2017

dumb as shit

a compound adj. to describe a noun

My teacher is dumb as shit.
My computer is dumb as shit.
This movie is dumb as shit.

by Drunk monkey October 12, 2003

I'd Shit That

An expression meaning that a public bathroom is clean enough to poop in. See I'd Hit That

John: How is the bathroom at the hockey arena?
Bill: Not bad, actually, I'd shit that.

by The Puñeta December 2, 2010

ooh shit

said by people when something amazing happens. Or when someone is going to start a fight.

"oi, someone jus raised my ting" "ooh shit"

by Tom to the hizzle April 14, 2004