A simp is a guy who obsesses and chases women they are attracted to even when she has expressed disinterest in him.
If she leaves you on “read” for months but you still message her and like all of her pictures.. you’re a simp.
by salem666 August 31, 2022
Get the Simpmug. 
There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
by BuryZenek March 10, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. you
But there's no easy way to say this but uh- look. you're a simp. Im gonna have to report you back to kuzco
by Dumbass mgoo October 5, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An acronym for “squirrels in my pants” originating from the Disney cartoon, Phineas and Ferb (circa 2008).
“I have SIMP!”
by nothankyouitistoomuchworm April 10, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024
Get the Simpmug. 