nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

Deez nuts

DEEZ NUTS
Name of a squirrel that was only fed with meth

1: Do you support DN?
2: What’s that?
1: DEEZZZZ NUTSSSS
2: oh yeah deez nuts

by Entraptas.tiny.cupcake May 30, 2021

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021

suck a nut

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.

Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003

nut gobbler

michael jackoson is the nut gobbler. word for word- he gobbles nuts

m.j: little boy will u sleep with me
boy- no way no how
m.j: oo darn
boy- shut up, the nut gobbler

by kevin stark May 3, 2005

Girlie Nuts

1. A woman's nipples

2. tip of a woman's breasts

My girlie nuts are getting hard in this air.

by ThundaKat October 11, 2008

Bust nuts

A term used to describe wanting to have sex.

Boy it's been along time for me I'd really like to bust nuts tonight!

by Hom2436 May 3, 2018