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Murphy Law

Murphy's law dictates that all can go wrong eventually will.
Julie is such a living representation of Murphy law.
by fxlesaint December 2, 2019
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Kato’s Law

Kato’s law proposed that every pedo in the universe will attract at least one other pedo with a force that is directly proportional to the level of their pervertedness and inversely proportional to the square of the age between their victims.
Look we’re queuing with a pedo, must be Kato’s law.
by ZlNO September 17, 2023
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Truman's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.

Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021
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Cencorme's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of the discussion descending into ad hominem attacks and nonsense fuelled by apparent hatred or dislike of someone's comment approaches .

That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will begin making insults or start yelling about Hillary Clinton/Trump/Russia/shills or similar in order to distract and lead to forum-slide.

Coined on reddit in 2018 and named after a reddit user with the same name, Cencorme's Law originally referred specifically to subreddit discussions. It is now applied to any threaded online discussion, such as Internet forums, chat rooms, and comment threads, as well as to speeches, articles, and other rhetoric occurs.

When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Cencorme's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
redditor a: "I really disliked EA's latest game release"

redditor b: "Blame the Trump and Russians for that. They worked together to influence the developers..."

redditor a: "Classic case of Cencorme's Law"
by GrimPeeper May 20, 2018
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Newtons Law

This law states that no ford or drink is allowed in Brant after the February 11,2023 Dr Pepper Nuclear war
Newton put a 4 Loko top on a Dr Pepper 2 Litre and causers an explosion. This is an example of what causes a Newtons Law
by Newton Hater February 13, 2023
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The sacred sister law

The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.
The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.
by Shhhitsbrit November 21, 2022
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co-aunt-in-law

Spouse's pibling's wife.
co-aunt-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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