jack disease

A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.

Damn! That Swiss girl is fucking ugly; she has jack disease!

by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006

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Jack Dorsey

The guy who created twitter along with: Evan Williams and Biz stone. Where people follow celebrities and where people can talk about anything also, people and celebrities can update whatever they are doing,post pictures and send messages known as "tweets"

Person A: Somebody just tweeted "took a dump" cool
Person B: Really what is the point why do you do it?
Person A: To follow celebrities and tweet people Jack Dorsey created it
Person B: Cool

by Miss. no name May 8, 2011

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jack bauer

The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.

Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

by Nathaniel Reebus November 3, 2007

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Dirty Jack

When your dog named Jack looses all his teeth because he has rotten mouth.

Dirty Jack bit at that little girl. It didn’t hurt her because he doesn’t have teeth!

by Picky Nicky November 23, 2019

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Jack in the Box

Disgusting fucking cockroach filled dump where illegal immigrants work in order to pay their rent. Their meat is filled with bones, and the food smells like the mexican workers' body order. The oil is toxic and will make you sick. The place smells like they are buring flesh and turning it into oil.

The only reason Jack In The Box exists is so that Illegal immigrants can pay their rent.

by dfsdgfsgfghsdfgh December 28, 2005

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