JoanCourtish House

A house in which many memories are made. Exuberant tenants, who constantly laugh and know how to have a good time. Messy; at times, despite hilarity of the house. A disgusting kitchen, always. A house filled with roommates who are always there to make each other laugh, drunk, cry and smile. To have a horrible land lord. A draining pool; high water and electricity bills. A house who is always hated by neighbors.

Elizabeth and I have so much fun at Joannas house, Joanna definately has a JoanCourtish House!

Why do we always get drunk at matts house; "because he has a JoanCourtish House"!

Your roommates think they live in a JoanCourtish house, but...they are all wanabe's.

by Best F'n House March 18, 2008

Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

well get to it!

Guy: Dude I need to start settling down soon.
Guy 2: Why aren’t you in someone’s frat house?

by chckndrmstck August 14, 2024

House of Yahweh

The House of Yahweh is ancient History is what the MENORA Jewish 7 lamp The Lampstand represents , that which is not taught in America Public Schools.
Each Lamp represents one history era of Yahweh peoples

Tree of Life *Genesis Book
The Original Religion.

The 1st Religion of Adam and Eve
Teaches the Torah Law
613 Bible Laws To Live By

Founders: 2 witnesses (bible) ref.
Yaaqob JG, Yisrayl

Yisrayl Hawkins Last Witness

Lamp 6 : Yaaqob Hawkins 1960s
Lamp 6 Israel , Odessa Texas 1975
Lamp 7: Established 1982 Abilene Texas

1987 Abilene Texas Sanctuary 1st members only 8 blacks from different States.

Sanctuary Members Grew 1988-2024
The Original Bible Restored: 1988
King James Bible Not The Original.
1st witness died 1991
2nd witness died 2021
Tree of Life Found : HOY
Is it a Cult: No
Is it Church: No
Is it a Compound : No
Yahweh Worshippers

Sabbath Day Observers

THE HOUSE OF YAHWEH

by House of Yahweh July 19, 2023

vasectomy housing

In residential land use planning, a development which consists entirely of small apartments intended to house no more than two people each. The logic presumably is that, while landlords are severely restricted in their ability to turn prospective tenants away for having bred like crack-addled rabbits, they are able to turn people away if housing them would mean overcrowding a rental unit... so conveniently there are no units available with space for you and your hellspawn.

Nominally, while regulations vary between regions, the only opportunity for a slumlord to expressly declare a residential development "adults only" often is to force everything 55+ as a retirement or seniors' home. Vasectomy housing avoids the issue by building apartments small enough that there's really no room for all of these extra little people. While they won't say so publicly, local councils are well aware that building this sort of development means less burden on schools, playgrounds or other infrastructure.

by bitchuck September 20, 2024

The Letter in the Whie House

Noun. The appointed leader of the United States who is too stupid to spell his name beyond a single letter.

by Colin Ritter August 6, 2003

Ape house

the hood is filled with black peoples and blacks are apes so the hood is the ape house/planet of the apes

My boi Tyrone lives in a the hood (oh so the ape house)?

by Ninjahypedick October 16, 2019

my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023