Soft Cake

A woman with large breasts, a big ass, and a thicc belly and thighs.

Guy 1: "yo did you see the new girl at Subway?"
Guy 2: "oh that thicc ass Soft Cake? Fuck yeah I did."

by WretchedWyrm June 9, 2021

cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.

I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.

by chives66441 June 11, 2021

patty cake booty

A butt that looks like it should be smacked repeatedly in a sexual manner.

She's got a patty cake booty

by Wallace 466 July 14, 2021

Sussy Cake

Bro what! I just bought this off ebay and it has amogus on it!!!!! OMG!!!!

Man. I just ate some sussy cake!

by InfiniteIQ July 18, 2021

beef caker

A man that enjoys his significant other funneling a tube down his mouth while she shits and piss and cums down the tube while he watches the hit tv show "full house"

"that guy jonathan is a beef caker"

by Skinnytopbottom July 29, 2021

Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.

Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Sus Cake

Something you call your siblings to make them upset of feel uncomfortable.

Brianna and Carmen are my little Sus Cakes

by StCumbucket August 10, 2021