anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.

OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.

by chunymunkeysexymuffin March 14, 2016

whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 04, 2023

Anal Rivets

When you have herpes and hemorrhoids

Gee Sandra had some massive anal rivets

by Hussyliptus April 02, 2023

anal soliloquy

When you fart around others, and no one notices.

(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...

by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

anal jet

Powerful stream of water (from a fountain or a pressure washer) up someone's arse.

Last night derek had such a hard anal jet the water came though his throat out of hit mouth.

by DarkCockolate February 26, 2021

Being anal about it

Kind of similar to being a bitch about something, like insisting upon a technicality or a stupid opinion. Not related to anal sex.

Yeah, man? My favorite game is shitty and repetitive? I mean, your favorite game is just shooting eachother, standing on a thing or taking a thing over and over and yet the community is treating it like their grandma slowly dying because the creators can't get their shit together, if we're being anal about it.

by Procedural Jigglebone July 11, 2024

Anal angel

Is part of the 33% of the hot population. It’s very iconic with sexual personality, but hates sex and the same time. Loves Paris Hilton.

She is a true anal angel, loves her asexuality and eyes.

by Babe123321 April 24, 2020