Alex

They all have an amazing 82 inches but only 5’4 but the sweetest person u will meet

Mark : oh my it’s Alex, I’ve heard he’s got 82 inches

by Quinncolemon June 5, 2022

Alex

Alex is a interesting character. Only consider a handful of people as friends, since he knows the true meaning of the word friend. Quick to crack jokes and to throw hands. It's just his personality

Shame ,I'm so lucky to be friends with Alex

by TheeGnomie June 27, 2022

The Alex

The Alex is when you go to a dance (preferably homecoming) in an outfit that is lackluster in style, not because your closet does not possess any type of better fit, but because your style is so horrendous. Upon arriving at said dance, you must also get your woman taken by a man who has been attempting to get people to call him a certain nickname for over a year.

“Bro I can’t believe I went to that dance and did The Alex. Justin, out of everybody?”

by FUCKKKKKA2 November 22, 2021

Alex Burden

Only love in life is FORTNITE and touches himself over a sad game called COC!

Has a worrying attraction for girls who are way out of everyone’s leagues. Also likes anyone who his muscular and sexy friend Henry does.

Abused by his parents Sue and Chester.

Elijah 8——— Alex

Alex Burden stealthy crawled towards the being known as Holly, full of sexual intentions.

by The Alex Burden April 9, 2019

alex weiss

a fucking weeb

dude you watch anime, you are such an alex weiss

by brad061 June 25, 2019

Alex

Where do I begin... Alex is one of those guys who is never going to be your top pick. He is never gonna have the sexiest body. He is never even gonna have a killer dick. But, what does Alex have? Money and time. When you are desperate, you are gonna go over to Alex's house, he will be ready to pay you for whatever you preform on him. It feels so wrong, after all, he lives just .4 miles away from the daddies on the path. However, everyone needs to start low and work their way up the latter. That is why Alex is there, he is just a starting point to sluttyness.

"Fuck man I just gave Alex head cuz I needed $20"

"Isn't he only 5 inches???"
"Yeah but it had to be done, I am taking the big d!ck tomorrow."

by D_sukaifykykyk August 14, 2022

Alex

Alex is a person that gets mad whenever you mention Amongus, he often makes Amongus jokes himself to try look cool and funny, but most the time it consists of him overusing the word sus. If you are caught talking about Amongus, he will not hesitate to attack you.

Rise: "Yo man I heard that Jackson was playing Among Us-"
Alex: "AMONG US? DID YOU SAY AMONG US?!" *Attempts to punch Rise*

by RisusPisus February 17, 2022