Alex

alex is the name of a straight asshole who acted like he was interested in you, but really was not and was playing you the entire time. he’ll leave you high and dry as though you weren’t both friends, and he didn’t talk to you in the wee hours of the morning. (it’s me, i’m you) .

me: omg, i really miss Alex
my friend: no you don’t. he’s straight with a girlfriend. move on.

by blackiewithafatty March 8, 2023

Alex

The king of the urban jungle, the main attraction at New York's Central Park Zoo.

Alex, do not interrupt me when I'm daydreaming. If a zebra's in the zone, leave him alone.- Marty

by Jordanz98 April 14, 2019

lil alex

A title reserved only for the dopest cat alive. Anyone with this name is unequivocally a badass.

The lil Wayne of alexes.

lil alex killing it

by Aloaloaloalo November 22, 2021

Alex Coulson

A silly sussy Baka. Very cute. Pretty and athletic. Sus. Smells like Ed sheeran. Aye aye aye aye aye.

Alex Coulson is a sussy silly smelly Baka.

Alex Coulson likes Ed sheer sheer

by Uuuuuugooooooohhhhhhoooooo June 9, 2021

Alex

Alex is the factory manager, a great guy and my best friend. I would much rather have Alex as a friend than Peter.

Wow, look its Alex! looking good as always. Not like Peter

by Peter (the accountant) May 28, 2025

alex

a fat bitch ass nigga pulls no bitches jealous as fuck never stops eating dick

jealous for a girl that will never like him

jay: alex is a bitch

ricky" i know fuck him
john" he hella gay
aj: he suck dick

by alexander small peepee December 17, 2019

Alex

A big black gorrila or nigger who likes to eat bananas and suck the absilute shit out of all tubes including vapes

He is a natural Alex

by patkaeater April 14, 2024