by YOUR MOMM April 08, 2018
The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
by CUMNUGGET June 02, 2017
by Miss Green January 27, 2016
by -Phee45 October 14, 2023
when you are trying to take a crap and while the poop is coming out your porker touches the gross pee poop sludge water
by stinky al August 10, 2023
After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 19, 2019
The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
by ζαχαρίας March 29, 2022