by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.
by CourtingJester February 7, 2025

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
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