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Wets work

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.
by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018
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Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
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wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.
Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.
by CourtingJester February 7, 2025
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A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
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letting out a wet one

the act of pissing or letting out liquid in excitement or fear
oh boy is that dog letting out a wet one
-me 2022
by basic0rat February 11, 2025
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Wet Houdini

When you nut but then you make it disappear
My girlfriend got mad cus I didn't pull out but then I pulled the wet houdini
by mike_hawk_hertz January 4, 2020
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Wet Willy Nelson

Licking your finger or fingers and sticking them in someone's butt hole
Dude wtf! why'd you just give me that wet Willy Nelson i was trying to pick up the soap!
by IAmTheBird August 7, 2021
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